Ok. A little look into how my weekend was.
Friday I was home sick from work, with Anna home sick as well. I had to get back on my feet for saturday as we had invited my sisters and their guys over for brunch at 10 am. My brother was invited as well but wrote me thursday that he couldn't get off from work, so he would be unavailable.
Saturday morning 6.30: Anna wakes up crying, and I have to sit with her for an hour in her room, before deciding that she wont be falling asleep again - even though she had gone to bed late the night before.
Saturday morning 7.30: Gave Anna to Tanja and told her that I was going back to bed for a little while.
Saturday morning 7.45: Tanja comes running into the bedroom telling me that I have she is totally screwed as she forgot to buy bacon and sausages for the brunch, as she was so focused on buying the fruit that my brother was supposed to bring.
(Hang on – this all has a point – dont stop reading yet).
She told me that I really needed to go to the local store and buy some as soon as they opened at 8.00 (as in a quarter from when she said it). I told her she had to have the greatest boyfriend in the duration of earth history and got up.
Saturday morning 8.01: I am now at the local store, having had a quick wash, no toothbrushing and no breakfast. I am trying to figure out which of two types of bacon that would fit the morning best – the one we always buy or a new type called Brunchy. I finally decide on brunchy, and gets interupted by a voice saying – ”How funny is this – what are you doing here” and I look up to see my brother in law, who just bought a house in my town. He is supposed to be with my sister and nephew for brunch in a couple of hours, and he tells me that he had to go meet the person who sold them the house early this morning and that he was going to go and pick up the rest of the family after this. Then he asks me if we could maybe invite some more people for the brunch, and I am like ”what” and he says – ”how about those guys” and I turn around to have 8 of my best friends SCREAM SURPRISE in my head. Ahhh…A setup! And so began my bachelorparty.
I was quickly stripped of my carkeys, and told to go outside and sit in the car, and then my little brother went home with my car, and got a bag of things Tanja packed as soon as I left.
Saturday morning: 8.10: Having breakfast at my moms with Schnaps and LOTS of coffee, and my dad is there, along with my stepdad, and all of the aforementioned pals.
8.30: We go on the road, driving in two cars. We go to a forest some 15 kilometers away and get out. Now I am presented with the bag, a bikini, and the option of wearing this… As I am thinking about it (as my best man and I have a clear understanding of no humiliation at our bachelorparties) they tell me that its a joke, and that I ahve to wear something I can be active in. I find my things, and we walk over to a bikecenter nearby. They have rented a guide to take us out on mountainbikes in the forest on what turns out to be an awesome ride. Along with us is a German guy called Hans ”No-way” Rey. Some of you might think – OH MY FREAKING GOD at this point. This would be the ones of you that recognise his name. Others please look here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKXo-Jmd0lc
It is a total coincidence that he is going out with us. He was simply there to promote the GT-bikes they were selling at the store, and he decided to go out with us to have some fun. And boy did we have fun. That guy can do anything on a bike, and we all got a show for our money. He drove long stretches on his backwheel, slammed stuff from the paths by flicking his backwheel while driving, and in general was such a great guy that you simply had to enjoy being out there with him.
Heres a pic from his Twitter.
http://twitpic.com/4e9t6 I am the one with the crossed arms next to him.
We ended up eating and drinking there, and then going on to see an an excibit at Carlsberg Breweries and having some more beer – god knows we didn’t have enough at that point.
We then went on to the next location which was a bath – think old greece not new athletics center. This was a room with 5 showers, and 3 tubs with warm and cold water, and then there was a sauna. In the middle of the room was a table which we packed with beer and whiskey and then all went Hugh Hefner and dropped everything but an open bathrobe and it was full monty men having fun. We had the room for 2 hours and drank so much that more than one got pretty wasted when we hit the fresh air again. My cousin showed up there. He had been sick but simply wanted to join.
We then went to the restaurant where 2 more friends joined up, and we had some food and some more beer. The mood was highly filled with adrenaline and testosteron so there was flashing while eating and loud speaking. But genereally guy-fun was the theme.
We left that place and went to a sporstbar, where another bachelor was being celebrated and as we were playing some dicegames all of a sudden the music was turned down and in comes this girl dressed in a schoolgirl outfit. I was actually pretty relieved that she went over to the other guy, instead of me, because she was so smoking that I might have needed a change of pants if she had been dancing for me.
Then we went to the last place on the trip, which was a local disko called Kellerdirk, which has the advantage of being frequented by people our age, which also means – no fights, no teenage girls, and no dancemusic unknown to you.
Things were simply going great and as soon as the party got going there, the guys introduced me to this really nice girl called Carol, which was also having a bachelorparty and we danced and had fun all night. We were called out to dance alone on the floor, and we were called up on stage to sing along with the band. Everything just went really great. The guys kept throwing girls at me telling me that I was hot as hell and such – the whole ” a pity you are getting married, otherwise we could have hooked up” thing. (I am pretty sure all of the girls were sent by my friends but you never know

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My night ended at 4 pm, where I got a cab home, though getting a phonecall on the way from my sister who just got my brother-in-law home in a very drunk state – telling me that she had actually made a bed for me, and shopped to make brunch the next morning, so I could sleep in. My brother-in-law just forgot to bring me home.
All in all a great day, and the coll thing is that there are so many of them that are in relationships but arent married yet, so in the next couple of years I get to pay them back for a great bachelorparty.