Danish International Bar

Chillum · Post by **Chillum** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 14:21

[schild=4]ANNOUNCEMENT![/schild]
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The Danish International Bar is now officially OPEN!! There is FREE beer, drinks and GREEN BALLOONS the first 24 hours! :balloon:

After that, the prices are as listed here:

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BEER: 320 €
DRINKS WITH MORE THAN 50% alc.: 470 €
DRINKS WITH LESS THAN 50% alc.: We don't serve that..
GREEN BALLOONS: 500 €
GREEN BALLOONS WITH AIR: 800 €
HAVING FUN: 300 €
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HAVE FUN EVERYBODY! IT'S FREE THE NEXT 24 HOURS!!!

Dizi · Post by **Dizi** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 14:29

what an expensive bar you run here chillum

*dizi runs to the bar picks up all the alcohol and green balloons she can manage to hold.

ahh this should last me a few days

*dizi hides them in a secret location

:balloon:

hello new bar :balloon:

Chillum · Post by **Chillum** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 14:41

Yearh, we have to cover the 600 strippers, entertainers ect. on the stage over there..

*Chillum points at a GREAT stage with a lot of people playing music, dropping clothes ect.*

Diz, there is also a couple of male strippers behind that wall there

Hmm.. Where is all the alcohol? I thought I had a great supply right here

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 16:10

Aha, new international bar! I wondered when they'll start to appear...

Give me some alcohol then... What? What means "disappeared"??? And balloons too?

You say youve heard Dizi saying sth about secret location, Chillum? Hmmm... This is the case for maze detective!

/me dresses his grey coat, shades and activates green balloon detector which surprisingly looks like common run-of-the-mill green balloon

:balloon:

Chillum, open that trapdoor, I'm going to find our...erm...your supplies! Stay here!

* eMTe slowly goes down the stairs... *

Tank · Post by **Tank** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 16:23

Boy, your bar opened really fast! Don't tell any of the Germans that you're so fast

Give me your strongest cocktail!
What's Cheers in Danish?

Chillum · Post by **Chillum** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 17:09

*Calls for new supplies*

There should be 3 fully loaded trucks arriving with alcohol in 10 minutes!

Tank, in Denmark we say "SKÅL!"

SKÅL EVERYBODY!

Dizi · Post by **Dizi** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 17:23

hmmmm whats this in that truck...more alcohol

*dizi runs and grabs all the alcohol and hides in in the secret location

ha ha ha ha

Chillum · Post by **Chillum** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 20:04

*Chillum goes to the truck to get his delivery...*

Hey!? Whats this?? No alcohol? Only 3 empty trucks, and the echo of an evil laugh!

/me thinks for a while...

DIIIIZIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

*Gets his alcohol-detector, and searches the whole bar*

I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get ya good, Dizillusionment!! :Twisted:

*Alcohol-detector beeping*

Huh!? I must be close!

*Searches the area*

Hmm.. Nothing?
Ohh.. Dumb me! My blood is 70% alcohol! :wallbang: This detector won't work..

*Goes to his thinking-box...*

gotta be clever!

Dizi · Post by **Dizi** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 21:30

* a shadowy figure apears in the darkest corner of the bar

* a faint whisper is heard

Free drinks in Dizi's mini bar, drink at the mini bar in this bar in protest over the high prices that chillum is planning in charging...and get your free evil laugh signs while stocks last.

Tank · Post by **Tank** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 21:38

Feel free to visit our International Bar! Now open and free drinks until Next Tuesday!

Sorex · Post by **Sorex** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 23:10

hey har endelig fundet ud af bruge det her andet forum, men er der ikke der kan give mig den direkte addrese til siden så jeg ikke er nød til at gå ind forbi oldgames vær gang????

nu når det er baren må jeg jo heller give en omgang eller to

men ellers er der ikke sket så meget i mit liv siden sidst udover jeg har sagt op i militæret og ikke skal udsendes til irak alligevel... mig og mine overordnet havde et problem med hinanden, de kan åbenbart ikke lide at man siger sin menig

Chillum · Post by **Chillum** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:24

Hey Sorex! Fedt at du endelig har oprettet en bruger herinde

Undrede mig lidt over det, da du jo snakkede meget med os på OG

Men du må lige huske at dette her er den internationale bar, dvs her snakker vi engelsk

Den danske bar kan du finde her!

Link til forummet: http://curlysworldoffreeware.com

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Sorry for the danish guys

Sorex just thought that this was the danish bar, so I just had to explain some things for him

heh..

Sorex, and the rest of you, lets grab a beer!

Cheers!

mariesa · Post by **mariesa** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 16:14

Chillum wrote: Den danske bar kan du finde...

I understood this

beer for all of you !!!!

Chillum · Post by **Chillum** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 16:41

Hehe... It's not far from german

That's propably why...

Well, we have no beers to sell of (DIZI!)

So therefore I will lower the prices.. All beers'n drinks are free from now!

*CAlls for a new delivery, and 30 armoured guards pr. truck*

You cant possibly steal anything this time, Diz!

Dizi · Post by **Dizi** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 18:17

I don't want to as I said I was only doing it for protest reasons of your expensive prices.

Why should we pay to have fun?

Post by **Chroelle** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 19:06

Dammit that is the second time today I have heard this....

It seems my idea of premiums gets farther from happening by the minute

Actually I am currently thinking of new ideas for what premiums should get to support the site...
No revelations yet...

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 23:53

Oh well the free drinks are still in place, but I have to be quick

* /me connects the stock to a pipeline and directs it to my mouth *

* /me drinks the whole stock in less than 30 minutes and afterwards gives a gigantic burp that shakes The Earth to the core *

Sorry about that, I've been having a small gas problem

Dizi · Post by **Dizi** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 21:57

ohh dear I was wondering what that rummble was and now I know...some one please open a window.

Well its good to see my little protest worked

SGSW · Post by **SGSW** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 22:21

ohh dear I was wondering what that rummble was and now I know...some one please open a window

I just burped, I didn't farted for crying out loud ... besides that I believe I sucessful created a few openings, so that shouldn't be a problem

* /me contemplates the foundations still intact and the building in a near-colapse state *

Well since nobody is here to lecture me I am going to have a free beeer? Care to join me with a free malibu?

mariesa · Post by **mariesa** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 22:23

can i have a free beer and a free malibu