Privates

[Chroelle]

Developers description:

Privates is a game we made for Channel 4 in the UK. It’s a sex education title, aimed at teaching teenagers about what diseases you can catch off people during… you know… sex.

Privates is a platform twin-stick shooter in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples’ vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters. It’s rude, funny, bitingly satirical and technically pretty accurate if you don’t count the tiny people or the germs with teeth.

Privates boasts five whole levels of bug-busting action across a variety of gorgeous 3D locations, with a fully-voiced comedy script and a nutso soundtrack. You never know, you might even learn something handy about your downstairs-department.


EDIT:
Developer: SizeFiveGames
Download: http://www.sizefivegames.com/games/privates/
Size: 119 MB

[eMTe]

Lol! Ive never played any game taking place inside female vagina.

That is...I mean...the computer game.

[Chroelle]

Funny how you failed to mention never playing a game inside someones anus....
(Please check hand for possible Hello Kitty stamp).

[Chroelle]

I guess it is outdated, but the license has some pretty weird terms - I cannot take this game outside of the United Kingdom to play... (Thank goodness I wasn't more specific in my location-specification in my userprofile... )
Since this was presented at E4 I am quite certain that it is allowed to travel with now (or download outside the UK)...

Oh and I forgot to write who it is made by, but its zombie-cow that also did Ben There, Dan that and Time gentlemen please (which I still haven't got to play zyx - BUT I WILL - SOME DAY ...soon I hope) I just cannot seem to remember what their new name is. Zyx posted something yesterday from them...
EDIT: eMte visited the thread and so I found the info...

[Chroelle]

Hm... I have problems playing this. It seems my graphics card cannot seem to handle it. I cannot see any background at all. It is all just dark and shadowy...

[Zyx]

Hm... I have problems playing this. It seems my graphics card cannot seem to handle it. I cannot see any background at all. It is all just dark and shadowy...

Well, it is a bit dark down there.