Random sentences

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:32

"I will add ostrich runners this weekend."

Perfect

It sounds random, and that's all it needs.

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 21:29

Sounds, but isn't.

Anyway, lack of capital letters and the context in which this sentence was used make it completely illogical for anonymous visitor while perfectly logical for us, despite being gramatically correct for both sides.

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 23:42

But does it come in black?

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:23

Twinkies are forever.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 14:18

In China, they probably have a sign for pee.

Pater Alf · Post by **Pater Alf** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 0:18

If a tree falls and no one is there to hear, will there be chips with the fish?

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:35

Deliver your lunch to Neptune.

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:20

"Great Dane"

There's an oxymoron for ya.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 22:51

Too much tv isn't good for you. Especially if it's flying towards your face with a hundred kilometers an hour.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 19:08

I don't want to loose the sniffing mingus.

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 19:39

Metagalactic llamas battle at the edge of time.

Tormuse · Post by **Tormuse** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 20:03

"Fish don't sleep in beds."

-eMTe

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 17:11

I've just found the wasp in refrigerator.

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 19:50

How much would you tip a cow?

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 22:53

Pater Alf · Post by **Pater Alf** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 23:55

Let's go to the zoo to see the fat lady sing.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 18:12

If there's one thing you don't tend to do on your average tuesday, it's jump into a swirly vortex of rainbow colours.

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 20:09

If you have to breed, at least have the decency to wear a hat.

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 22:49

I forgot to mention that there's a colour version.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:24

That's because George Tekay is a dancing panda.

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