Random sentences

Pater Alf · Post by **Pater Alf** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 14:10

Shaking sharks should shave.

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 0:32

eMTe wrote:Wittgenstein eating the dracena lamp oh pretty much it's always.

Drasir-Vel wrote:Reading through this thread from here to the start is like your brain flipping over several times.

At least this thread defies "randomness", because my "random sentence" was perfectly logical. When I wrote the sentence Ive been writing on another forum, discussing issues related to Wittgenstein thoughts, I have dracena in my room and it is standing just next to the lamp. "oh pretty much is always" are just simple English words which came to mind and I decided to enhance my "random sentence" with them to make the sentence more "randomish". But there are not random sentences in this thread, and Freudian analysis (if you'll ever pursue to analyse this thread) will also get you nowhere, because people are totally aware about what they write and may even start poking fun at you.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 13:55

You are right. There are not completely mathematically random sentences in this thread. But that's not what i'm trying to make.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:43

This stump has been picked clean.

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 16:56

Eggs and bacon in the pouring rain.

Look, I'm back.

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 22:41

Certainly, it would be fun to find out what you're trying to achieve, because afaik only logical (logical = "having common sense", not "being constructed accordingly with language rules") sentences produce meaningful results.

Regardless of the aim of this thread, this site might be of interest to you.

Scythe wrote:Look, I'm back.

You are cheater, because this sentence isn't "random". On the other hand, it wasn't meant as part of the game and because of that it is probably more "random" than any other sentence in this thread.

Ok, I won't interfere anymore.

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:09

eMTe wrote:You are cheater, because this sentence isn't "random".

To win, you have to cheat.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:19

I'm not going for the random in the sense of every word having to be completely mathematically random, but more like a place to post those funny sentences that don't relate to any existing conversation. What should the thread be titled then? The offtopic thread? Images expressed in a sentence?

I thought about renaming the thread to The Unexpected Reply to make it sound more witty, but thought better of it, because, i think, trying to define the topic of this thread would make boundaries which would be against the spirit of it, and kind of ruin it. Also, what if an antlion from Half Life 2 suddenly appeared from your living room floor?

Post by **Zyx** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:46

Two words: Markov chains.

Pater Alf · Post by **Pater Alf** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 13:42

Can you please bring the trash in, I don't like the light any more.

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 20:51

And now for my favorite quote of all time: Lisa shouldn't have brought the extra propane tanks to the rendezvous.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:02

Surprise! I'm a goat!

Pater Alf · Post by **Pater Alf** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 0:14

Goats are ugly when drawn in blue.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:21

Chess? If you say so..

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 21:09

You know, it's not a party if Sven isn't invited.

Pater Alf · Post by **Pater Alf** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 0:05

Who let the dogs out?

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 13:39

I think the friends of the talking bear did it.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:47

Introducing the Wookie opera.

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 19:18

And so, the bottom was hit.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Sun Jul 22, 2012 20:09

Gravity is too slow for us.

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