Random sentences

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:00

Excuse me, have you seen a girl in white jacket?

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:48

I think I used to date her.

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Sun Jan 13, 2013 23:22

Well, this sentence was actually used in real life and I was the victim.

Ive been returning home from a meeting and I was approached by two fat ugly middle-aged English women. The first one grabbed my coat and hanged on me and the second one hanged on her and uttered the above sentence. Only it sounded more like "exqwfghusph me...".

I hate big cities.

Pager · Post by **Pager** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:13

Mmmmm...pi...

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 17:07

I woke to the sound of coathangers.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 20:33

We are Archibald Crucible and Imaginary Thought Walrus.

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 23:08

I spy with my little eye something that will rip your guts out and feed them to innocent virgins.

This could be the title of my next horror movie. But that would almost make sense. So it won't.

Bless the little children. Bless them.

Pager · Post by **Pager** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:18

I haven't gotten anywhere in work, but halfway home in insanity.

Drasir-Vel · Post by **Drasir-Vel** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:01

If Darth Vader were at the Superdome, he'd be telling people to come over to the dark side.

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 22:45

Sequence of events is a curse on humankind.

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:24

time is woman space is man

Scythe · Post by **Scythe** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:56

An excess of life is lethal.

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:39

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eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:46

sign is space state is time

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 0:14

reading is poison
writing is remedy

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 23:13

tonight on murder she wrote

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:24

hatred comes from universe structure

we all want to cut quarks in pieces

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 21:03

i am hungry like the underwater dog
i am watchful as the double dog

Pater Alf · Post by **Pater Alf** » Sat Feb 23, 2013 0:11

I am tasty like the hot dog.

eMTe · Post by **eMTe** » Sat Feb 23, 2013 17:51

technology has so enhanced the ease of living today that the old rigid and neurotic means of production and means of reproduction are dissolving the old heavily membranated metaboloic and replicative functions of cybernetic hyper-patriarchy are giving way to a techno-bonobo society of easy and convenient economy and it's correlative relaxed and easy-going sexual structure

Curly's World

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